Yes, Mom, They Do Hang Low

"Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?" My Mom frequently sang this silly old song, often substituting "boobs" for ears. It's …

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The Barest, The Realest & The Hardest: The Kids

Hi Team Jennifer’s Docs: I hope it’s okay to reach out this evening. {Well that was hours ago and none of you responded, f*ckity f*ck f*ck f*ck!}. I "overdid it" one day (so this is the punishment I get for enjoying my family?!), then had a terrible fibro flare over the weekend and per your …