Yes, Mom, They Do Hang Low

"Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?" My Mom frequently sang this silly old song, often substituting "boobs" for ears. It's … Continue reading Yes, Mom, They Do Hang Low

Last Ketamine Friday (Of the Year)

A year ago this month my Dad and I had a blast (sooo kidding) in the ER as I fetal-positioned in fear and dire pain that turned out to be from an ovarian cyst (my spring 2017 hysterectomy was only partial so that I didn't immediately go into menopause). Last December marked the end for … Continue reading Last Ketamine Friday (Of the Year)

How I Cover My Zombie Eyes + Beautycounter GIVEAWAY!

“I’m impatient, I want the giveaway link now!": First take this beauty quiz to determine what 3! free products are right for you. Then click the "email regimen" link and make sure to check the "Send my Consultant a copy" box. Beth Day of @simplylushlife will take care of you from there. Since I truly … Continue reading How I Cover My Zombie Eyes + Beautycounter GIVEAWAY!