Yes, Mom, They Do Hang Low

"Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?" My Mom frequently sang this silly old song, often substituting "boobs" for ears. It's …

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Last Ketamine Friday (Of the Year)

A year ago this month my Dad and I had a blast (sooo kidding) in the ER as I fetal-positioned in fear and dire pain that turned out to be from an ovarian cyst (my spring 2017 hysterectomy was only partial so that I didn't immediately go into menopause). Last December marked the end for …

How I Cover My Zombie Eyes + Beautycounter GIVEAWAY!

“I’m impatient, I want the giveaway link now!": First take this beauty quiz to determine what 3! free products are right for you. Then click the "email regimen" link and make sure to check the "Send my Consultant a copy" box. Beth Day of @simplylushlife will take care of you from there. Since I truly …

OUCH, It’s Cold Outside

{Find a typo, get a scarf.} I stepped outside on this unusually cold for New Orleans morning to warm up the car for my daughters and immediately my neck and shoulders began to ache! I've been curious how the cold weather would affect my pain levels as this is my first fall/winter with an official …